I am fed up of hearing the silly things people say on a daily basis. How about you? For example, when people are leaving a shop or saying goodbye to somebody they often say "SEE YOU LATER" but they don't really mean it!!! They are talking rubbish!!! So if you are leaving a shop and a member of staff say "SEE YOU LATER" then you MUST do this......Reply to them by saying "OK then. When? Where? What time? If they look at you with a puzzled expression remind them that they just said to you - "SEE YOU LATER"!!!

When you're paying for your shopping and you hand over a £20 note because you don't have any smaller change, the assistant asks "Have your any less?" Smile at them. Put your hand in your pocket and pull out a 1p. coin to place firmly on the counter, saying "I have 1p." Smile again! and see what they say!!

If you happen to be in a busy Fish and Chip shop with your friends, why not wind them up with this little trick?........You have placed your order and are patiently waiting amongst a crowd of other customers while they fry it up. You're busy chatting to your friends so they are not paying attention to the counter staff. All of a sudden grab whichever friend has the loudest voice and say "She's asking you if you want Salt and Vinager", then your friend will embarras themselves amongst the crowd of customers who are also waiting by piping up "YES PLEASE!!!" the louder his voice the more embarrased he will be when everyone turns around and looks at him!!!

Did you know that body language and what you say (unwittingly) can give away your inner true feelings? For example how often have you been chatting to a friend or work colleague and heard them say "such and such NO WORRIES"? If they happen to say this on a regular basis then I would guess that they are a "secret" worrier!

Answering the phone some callers often start by saying "How are you today?" but they do NOT mean it. They have really rung up to discuss something more important than to enquire about your health. So why do they not get straight to the point instead of wasting your time and theirs by asking "How are you today?" A good answer to this silly question would be "That's very kind of you to enquire about my health. Are you a doctor then?" See what they say, then ask them why they just rang up to ask this silly question!

There's a lot of people who keep repeatedly saying "AT THE END OF THE DAY this and that", "AT THE END OF THE DAY such and such" etc. etc. But they keep on repeating this nonsensical phrase!!! It was particularly noticeable on the TV Channel 4 Big Brother programmes. Why oh why do so many people just keep saying such stupid things???? I'm still trying to understand?

A "Perfect" Christmas???
Bombarded by media advertising and hype - Tv, Mags, Supermarkets & the high street generally??? The adverts right now suggest "Buy this, Buy that" infact buy any old tack (assuming it comes in brightly coloured fancy packaging - because once you open it you will be so disappointed with the cheap plasticy construction of a typically "made in china" lemming), BUT BEFORE you open the "rubbish" box you have been inadvertantly enticed to PAY the inflated price (just because it had a bit of Christmas glitter & maybe a Chinese Santa on the box) - so now you are supposed to take it home and "HAVE A PERFECT CHRISTMAS!"..........? maybe? YOU decide!
VOTE NOW.......I intend to:
a) Have a Perfect Christmas
b) Have a Happy Christmas
c) Have a Relaxing Christmas
d) Ignore the media hype because I am NOT a lemming, and I DO have a brain, and I will STILL have a happy Christmas!!!!!!!

In business the customer is "always right," or is he???

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